Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Postal Theft

Since I haven't posted for a while, and can't think of anything to post ( I have two on hold, being undatable and turning 30, but that one's for my birthday coming up), I'm going to steal this from Mark and SassyB. (They were tagged, and I don't know what that means, BTW, WTF is a meme?)

10 Years Ago I was:
  • Working for American Express, just created a new position saving the company tens of thousands of dollars, and paid like a clerk, my first experience of the corporate world (BASTARDS)
  • Had yet to see R.E.M. live, but bought 7 of the 9 available albums including Monster, a grunge album about sex, a turn around from Automatic For the People, a folk album about death
  • Almost 20, still hadn't been drinking (waited until 21, can you believe that?!?)
  • Attending ASU, part time
  • No dates

5 Years Ago I was:
  • Still working for American Express in desktop support with the aforementioned Mark and SassyB
  • Had seen R.E.M. 8 times, but only once in Phoenix (Las Vegas, LA-2, Irvine, Moutain View-2 (CA bay area), Denver)
  • Almost 25, starting to feel old halfway through it. Found alcohol, liked it.
  • Attending University of Phoenix (BTW, still not done)
  • No dates

1 Year Ago I was:
  • Working for Shamrock Foods, after getting laid off from Amex in 2002, cut as a contractor from IBM (at Amex) in 2003, and quitting the hideous phone support position there. Thought about going back to Amex to get my 5 weeks of vacation.
  • Working on a trip to see R.E.M. 5 times in 3 weeks (LA, Santa Barbara, Irvine, then New York and Connecticut), for my 14th-18th times seeing them.
  • Almost 29, feeling very old
  • No school
  • No dates

Yesterday I was:
  • Tired as all hell from the weekend (had a bachelor party at my house)
  • Bitching about my fantasy football team
  • Hoping I get to talk to that girl I like (didn't happen)
  • Listened to music at work (benefits of being in a back room, turned up the speakers)

5 Snacks I enjoy the most:
  • Cold Pizza
  • Starbust (especially cherry, then strawberry, then cherry and lemon together)
  • Tootsie rolls
  • Cinnamon sugar graham crackers
  • Slice of cheddar cheese

5 Songs I know all the words to:
  • It's the End of the World As We Know it (and I feel fine) - R.E.M. (some people don't even know the whole title!) + 90% of the rest of the R.E.M. catalog
  • 75% of all Pearl Jam songs
  • 66% of Neil Young songs
  • 75% of The Beatles catalog
  • Too many other various ones

5 Ideal Places for running away to:
  • New York City - but only with a ton of cash
  • Six Flags Magic Mountain (this should have the sign "Happiest Place on Earth"
  • Las Vegas - with aforementioned ton of cash
  • Empty desert with a guitar
  • Forest with a guitar

5 Items You'll never see me wear:
  • A real suit (Dockers with a shirt and tie is the closest I come)
  • Sweater (except hockey jerseys which are called "sweaters")
  • Designer jeans (I guess Levi's isn't designer)
  • Gold necklace (don't like anything around my neck)
  • And of course, a speedo

5 Biggest Joys in Life:
  • Music
  • Friends and Family
  • Hockey (playing and watching)
  • Sports (watching)
  • Music

3 Favorite Toys:
  • My guitars & drums (I guess that should be musical instruments)
  • My Computer
  • iPod

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you would look great in a Speed-O with a bunch of gold necklaces!
mp

Anonymous said...

Oooooh....I definitely think Mark is onto something there!

Great list Frank - it cracked my (_!_) up!

Frank said...

Uh, in the words of Jar Jar Binks: Meesa no tinkin so!