Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Paris Hilton is "retiring"

People are stupid, this can be the only explanation for this, whatever the hell she is, to be famous (I'd call her a treehole skank, but that'd be an insult to skanks and the hole in the tree!).

Paris is retiring


Apparently she's tired of her partying life and wants to "settle down." Uh-huh. As long as she's out of the news. Personally, I rank her as one of the top 5 most annoying people in the world.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree totally...if not "retired", how about just "gone"!

Anonymous said...

Ugh...she's beyond obnoxious! "Tired of her partying life" my ass...I'm sure this has something to do with her little cat-fight with Miss Richie!